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Two roads diverged in a wood. And I, I went crashing through the underbrush. And that has made all the difference.
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If people were meant to be profound on their own, they wouldn't need .sig files.
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A technicality is a security breach that hasn't happened yet.
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I'd like to cross mice with lemmings. That way, they'd all walk straight into my cat's mouth, 'cuz I'm sick of feeding him.
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I'd like to send a picture of myself to some distant star, thousands of light-years away, because by the time the aliens realize I'm mooning them, I'll have been dead for centuries.
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It's all fun and games until you beat a cliche to death.
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There is only one thing worse than doing a good Oscar Wilde impression, and that is not doing a good Oscar Wilde impression